Brief Introduction

As narcissists, we'd feel most comfortable that you read about our minds and lives knowing exactly what we look like, what we stand for, and what our priorities are. What follows may shock you. Viewer discretion is advised.

SAMUEL HUBLER

Age: 20
Occupation: Musician / Victoria's Lowly Intern
Sexual Orientation: Unknown
Status: In a Human Relationship
Biggest Dream in Life: Cut open Victoria's skin and crawl inside
Favorite TV Show: Laguna Beach, none of that Hills crap!
Genre of Music Most Favored: spoken word floetry
Last Book Read: Are You There God, It's Me Margaret
Favorite Animal: Dogs... if there's peanut butter around.


KAITLYN LENNON

Age: 22
Occupation: Den Mother
Sexual Orientation: Heterobestial
Status: In a Human Relationship
Biggest Dream in Life: Cut open Victoria's skin and crawl inside
Favorite TV Show: CHiPS!, CSI Miami, Yo Momma!
Genre of Music Most Favored: emo-punk-ska-girl power music
Last Book Read:
Favorite Animal: the DEAD kind


VICTORIA HOFFMAN

Age: 23
Occupation: Business Analyst for Major Corporate Law Firm
Sexual Orientation: GAY
Status: endlessly single
Biggest Dream in Life: Cut open Victoria's skin and crawl inside
Favorite TV Show: The L Word
Genre of Music Most Favored: The Distractions and all imitators
Last Book Read: Buffett, a biography of Warren Buffett
Favorite Animal: fried